Yes mom, I washed my knees, can I come in the nest now?
WAIT A SECOND
THIS ISN'T MY NEST
Dat iz teh last tiem I ordur anything on teh rocks
No child of mine is leaving the nest until they've learned to properly fly. Get back to practice.
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