My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
delete delete delete bye-bye HotGoggies.com...and go welcum home teh beluved wife...
OH DON'T MIND LITTLE OLD ME
I'm sorry, but the list has been made, and checked twice. You are defintely on the 'naughty' list. I'm preparing your 'present' as we speak.
My mouth tastes like I made some bad decisions last night!