NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
This is why People Hate Gingers
It not food... it mah brostache
SHUT UP THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE
Ima MARIO Skywalker... What the Hell a-you-done with my cousin Luca?
I gots the 'beetis.