She's asleep. Get the toaster.
They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.
And Now I have A Heart
(Wizard of Oz, Tin Man)
Oxy-Clean removed the bloodstains and left a beautiful shine
"I murdered your family."
"I'll get another one."
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