You call it murder I call it natural selection
One thing was for certain: Freddie had left the toilet seat up for the very last time.
HEY. HEY BUDDY. I WANNA MURDER YOUR FAMILY
They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.
And Now I have A Heart
(Wizard of Oz, Tin Man)
"I murdered your family."
"I'll get another one."
I've witnissed a murder!
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