Hey, Dude... Looks like the squirrel
has been in your secret stash again.
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Yum! Just what I had a hankering for... SQUIRREL BUTT!
What starts with "P" and end with "ORN"?
"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!"
"Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."