What starts with "P" and end with "ORN"?
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Yum! Just what I had a hankering for... SQUIRREL BUTT!
"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!"
"Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."
Hey, Dude... Looks like the squirrel
has been in your secret stash again.