What starts with "P" and end with "ORN"?
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Hey, Dude... Looks like the squirrel
has been in your secret stash again.
"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!"
"Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."
Yum! Just what I had a hankering for... SQUIRREL BUTT!