Stop complaining, Jimmy. Mommy has to keep her Rubenesque figure.
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
You definitely take after your fathers' side of the family.
My name is Bambi.
You killed my mother.
Prepare to die.
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