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"That headless guy dropped this. You know this might not make a bad place to hibernate this winter."
OH MY GOD!
WHAT DID I EAT LAST NIGHT??!!
Wus it left at da stump and right at da tree or right at da stump and left at da tree?
No, no. That camera angle is all wrong.
I'd love to just walk right up to her and ask her out, but I never know what to say.
I'm tired of these mutha-f@#&ing snakes! I wish someone would put them on a mutha-f@#&ing plane!
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