One of us is seriously lost!
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money
STOCK UP AND SAVE!
Korporate fat kat Wantz your monies