I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
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