I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
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