CAN I HAZ TWO DOLLARS FUR DA METRO PLEAZE?
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck
One of us is seriously lost!