Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!
We're running low on champagne. Looks like we'll need another bail out. LOL!
STOCK UP AND SAVE!