I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck
The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.