You're £ying, Right?!

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You're £ying, Right?!
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I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

Financial Crisis Solved!

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Financial Crisis Solved!
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Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

Poor Crazy People

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Poor Crazy People
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The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.

Worst. Prize. Ever.

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Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.