Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck