I savded my moneyz To buys dis car
Korporate fat kat Wantz your monies
CAN I HAZ TWO DOLLARS FUR DA METRO PLEAZE?
We're running low on champagne. Looks like we'll need another bail out. LOL!
I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money
STOCK UP AND SAVE!
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
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