STOCK UP AND SAVE!
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK
(Samuel L. Jackson)
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
One of us is seriously lost!