Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
I savded my moneyz To buys dis car
i see in ur future that u'll have lots of money
and that u'll waste it on many useless things
"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!
Why do they think we're so wise?
They should see how much I spend on therapy...