It Puts a Lot of Pressure on Me

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Why do they think we're so wise? They should see how much I spend on therapy...

Worst. Prize. Ever.

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Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

Works Every Time

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Works Every Time
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FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK

(Samuel L. Jackson)

Financial Crisis Solved!

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Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)