Damn! Twenty bucks for that pedi
and one's already chipped!
One of us is seriously lost!
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck
Oh Look! A Penny!
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK
(Samuel L. Jackson)