I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
Damn! Twenty bucks for that pedi
and one's already chipped!
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
I savded my moneyz To buys dis car