I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
STOCK UP AND SAVE!
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
Oh Look! A Penny!