Damn! Twenty bucks for that pedi
and one's already chipped!
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
CAN I HAZ TWO DOLLARS FUR DA METRO PLEAZE?
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.