Well son, your grades have improved. You only got a "C" in chest beating though. You will have to work on bringing that one up.
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"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.
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