EVERYONE HAS A MOTHER
Even Nick Fury
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Stawlken yer mum shez pwettey
THEY LAUGHED AT OUR GLASSES WE LAUGHED AT THEIR SCREAMS
Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.
Well son, your grades have improved. You only got a "C" in chest beating though. You will have to work on bringing that one up.
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