Well son, your grades have improved. You only got a "C" in chest beating though. You will have to work on bringing that one up.

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"Can I have a turn?" "Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother." "But I'm an only child." "Make friends with the zebras next door then."

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

The moms of slipknot

let's see how YOU like the rectal thermometer!

THEY LAUGHED AT OUR GLASSES WE LAUGHED AT THEIR SCREAMS

EVERYONE HAS A MOTHER Even Nick Fury