Ok... first line is E O G H T A... No! Wait! I mean F C D B I S... No! Sorry! That's B G O F L N...

Wow this eclipse is just stunning.

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

CRAP!!! Warm weather and annoying children 24/7

I said 'Cabernet'... Not 'Cat-bernet!'

She broke up with me Mistake number one