I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

You have to be careful... When ordering coffee in French!

Yogi Bear? No sir, I'm Yoga Bear.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

It's tiger... ...Catch a TIGER by the tail

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

That awkward moment when you wave at someone you thought you knew!