Well I found out what happens if you say "abba cadabra hocus pocus" backwards.
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
...Catch a TIGER by the tail