. . . and the horse you rode in on!
For the lulz!
HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT
PROPOSING IN MIDAIR
If she says "No." Push her out.
the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser
MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.
Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!