Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!
MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.
Kids can be such jerks sometimes
what you looked like before braces
I will destroy all that is good in your life
GO ON. HUG A HOG.