For the lulz!

HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

what you looked like before braces