You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!
My wife went to the Shoe Repair store again today
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the s**t out of gay divorce court.
And ANOTHER thing -