Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..
Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!
HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?
Oh my goodness.
You scared the heck out of me.
I dunno, doris...
The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!
CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION