Left Your Online Dating Profile Open Again

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Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???

It Usually Works

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It may look like I'm lying here doing nothing But I'm actively waiting for my problem to go away.

Crab People: The Quest Begins

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Hey kid, your dad wants you to break the glass. If you don't, he's going to ground you.

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