Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???
It may look like I'm lying here doing nothing
But I'm actively waiting for my problem to go away.
Hey kid, your dad wants you to break the glass. If you don't, he's going to ground you.
I want you to know that someone out there really cares. Not me... but someone.
For those about to Nap (I salute you).
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