Iz hard being dis ridiculously goodz lookin

Uh oh. The llamas are gathering! The first sign of the Alpacalypse!

The Alpacalypse is here! Run for your lives!

Someone told you we are herbivores? That person must dislike you quite a lot.

We saw menee furtility speshulistz, and spent tenz ob thowsandz ob dollrz onlee tu fynd owt we bin doin' it rong teh hole tiem.

Okay! Now I know I'm lost...

I'm 18, dad i can have an earring if i want.