The ground is lava.
I'm 18, dad i can have an earring if i want.
We saw menee furtility speshulistz, and spent tenz ob thowsandz ob dollrz onlee tu fynd owt we bin doin' it rong teh hole tiem.
The Alpacalypse is here!
Run for your lives!
Uh oh. The llamas are gathering!
The first sign of the Alpacalypse!