"U an mom been happily marrid for 23 yeers?"
"Dat mite be stretchin teh truth."
DIDN'T THINK SHE'D JUMP THAT HIGH WHEN I GOOSED HER
I forgot my gazelle in the back seat
Teh ruler of teh inner circle of teh Basement
Go ahead, tell it your worst joke.
Too bad we can't tell if it's laughing at you or with you.
You dropped your sunglasses, lady!