Life is like a flower with a frog inside.
You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN
Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!
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That awkward moment
when you realize you just aren't going anywhere in life