Even the Slug Life Would be More Glamorous

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THE POLAR BEAR LIFE: What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow. NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE

What, This Doesn't Happen to You?

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Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"