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birthday diet coke eating gorilla life ruined - 6321881088
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Bill had been having the best day of his life... Right up until he found out mom only got diet coke. Needless to say, his entire day was ruined.

best of the week Flower flowers frog frogs Hall of Fame lick life metaphor peek simile smile surprise what the hell is that - 6079789824
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Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"