THE POLAR BEAR LIFE:
What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow.
NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE
JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN
Bill had been having the best day of his life...
Right up until he found out mom only got diet coke. Needless to say, his entire day was ruined.