Bill had been having the best day of his life...
Right up until he found out mom only got diet coke. Needless to say, his entire day was ruined.
Life is like a flower with a frog inside.
You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.