Should've Picked the Green Wellies, Frank

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After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.

Not My Best Pickup Line, I Admit

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I came to f*k btches and eat lettuce And I'm done eating lettuce.

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