Sorry bout dat. Ai seen teh kittehs gib u hed bonks. Shud ai kall 911?
CAPTAIN! THEY HAZ TANKS!
Mom, did yoo hab trubble gibbin' burf ta Frank?
I wonder if this would work with the dog.
Eben nappytiem's beddur on teh buddy sistem
IZE PIKKIN UP CHIX
I thinx I doin it rong
they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?
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