I wonder if this would work with the dog.

Eben nappytiem's beddur on teh buddy sistem

IZE PIKKIN UP CHIX I thinx I doin it rong

they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?

NAWT THE TICKLE MONSTAH!!!!!

TURKITTEN White meat plus the other white meat

the slow brown fuzzball crawled over the lazy cat