NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven
The top contenders in the urban puddle jump category of "Dancing Around Cars" exhibited style and athleticism.
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
I must go now. My people need me.
COLD FLOOR IN THE MORNING....