Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
That's so funny!
Even my camel got it!
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
Quick! Take away his credit card!
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.
The spiders have been really bad this year.