One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
People usually ask ME "why the long face?"
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.