Trust Me, You've Heard It

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Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.

Mysteries of Nature Explained

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Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

I'll Be Right Here

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One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

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