"One more time, why are we doin' this?"
"Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."
Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
That's so funny!
Even my camel got it!
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
Quick! Take away his credit card!