Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
Quick! Take away his credit card!
What do you think you are? A chicken?
Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"