The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
What do you think you are? A chicken?
Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"