The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
What do you think you are? A chicken?
Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"
...so the seal says, "Sorry, I'm hard of herring"
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