OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.
The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"
Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.