The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.
Quick! Take away his credit card!
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"
People usually ask ME "why the long face?"