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borrow the car god jesus parents-just-dont-understand please dad religion religious - 5241707008
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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

art historic lols jesus ouch painting stabbed tennis thats-a-bummer-man - 5435673088
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SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!