FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed