EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS
I wanna talk to yew about jayziss
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse
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