Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus
I wanna talk to yew about jayziss
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.