lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble