Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD