BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
I wanna talk to yew about jayziss
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!