-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang
NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY
Jesus, take the wheel!
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.