Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY

And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.

I was respawning Before it was popular

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."