IT'S A MIRACLE

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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

Jesus, Be Honest... Are You Drunk Right Now?

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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

So, That's Why They Think Humans and Dinosaurs Lived Together! I Get It Now!

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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

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