Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed
My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.
I was respawning Before it was popular
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
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