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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

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WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

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This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)