I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!
'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says.
What a d*ck.
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"
Homicidal jerks even.