Homicidal jerks even.
I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
You don't say
'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says.
What a d*ck.