Hello Do you have a few minutes To talk about The Savior?

I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever

(Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper)

Want to know how I got these scars? Your brother gave me herpes.

(Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal)

Trepidatious Catis trepidatious. [and looks curiously like Jake Gyllenhaal]

Seriously, they're practically twins!

LOL I dunno who dressed me today

(Jake Gyllenhaal)