Congratulations to WilliamKeckler for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, WilliamKeckler!
Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!
Ah yes, I see your point but I'm wearing a scarf
your argument is invalid
Congratulations to takenname for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, takenname!!!