It'z a seriez ov tubes!
"The Internet is a series of tubes filled with cats." Exhibit A: One Lolcat (smallest currency unit)
a day without internet is like a year without a rain.
"DON'T PASS ON THE CHAIN LETTER," YOU SAID "NOBODY CAN TURN YOU INTO A CAT THROUGH THE INTERNET," YOU SAID
Okay, this is NOT a good substitute for the Internet!
O MAI GOD IM ON TEH INTERNETZ!