"DON'T PASS ON THE CHAIN LETTER," YOU SAID "NOBODY CAN TURN YOU INTO A CAT THROUGH THE INTERNET," YOU SAID
Internet not working
Nothing to do
goin to the internet plz to close hatch?
It'z a seriez ov tubes!
Mum wants me to go outside and play
I'd rather stay inside and mope
O MAI GOD IM ON TEH INTERNETZ!
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET OFF THE INTERNET