"The Internet is a series of tubes filled with cats." Exhibit A: One Lolcat (smallest currency unit)
"DON'T PASS ON THE CHAIN LETTER," YOU SAID "NOBODY CAN TURN YOU INTO A CAT THROUGH THE INTERNET," YOU SAID
a day without internet is like a year without a rain.
Why did I wee in front of 5000 people?!
Mum wants me to go outside and play
I'd rather stay inside and mope