"Hedgehog?" Whatever you say, housepig!

Excuse me? Did you just call me Cheeseburger?

Hand puppet?!?! You think I look like a hand puppet?!?!?!

GUNIEA PIG? We prefer Italian-American Porcine.

Found out why you named me Dumbo. Not cool, dude. Not cool.

Oh, yeah? Well, you're no prize either.