... you and the horse you rode in on!!!
Oh, wait! That was me...
Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!
I bringded back-ups, now what was it you were saying?
Ur a speshal kind of idiot, Rnt U.
Remember when you used to be funny? Yeah, me neither.
Your mother wuz a hamster... ...and your father smelt of elderberries.
Thou spongy brazen-faced miscreant!