Why, I always go surfing after I've been lei'd
IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
You're not French and that doesn't tickle.
3 gears, chrome wheels, leather seat... Wanna a ride honey ?
B**ch don't feed that snake I gota snake for ya right here
"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"