SHE ADMIRED HIS GIANT ORGAN
"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"
B**ch don't feed that snake I gota snake for ya right here
IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
Liquor? I hardly know her!
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.
Hey man Look at that rack!