So, tell us how you met Grandma...
TITO "THE TONGUE" LA GUIDO WELCOMES YOU TO HIS PUSSY PAD
Liquor? I hardly know her!
I've got a fish taco with your name on it.
No, thanks... I prefer beef burritos
Why, I always go surfing after I've been lei'd
Take me down that bumpy road again!
The new transgender, all volunteer fire department was absolutely a flutter today, at the insertion of their new pole.