Sometimes you can't handle it.
Honest Honey It's Just a Muscle Massager for My Sciatica, I Promise!
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.
Packs some serious meat
B**ch don't feed that snake I gota snake for ya right here
Patty could hangle a stick, oh could she.
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?