Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.
It's all about location, but I say f**k it... we can just do it like animals on this slab behind me.
3 gears, chrome wheels, leather seat... Wanna a ride honey ?
MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
You're not French and that doesn't tickle.
he's over compensating for something
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