Honest Honey It's Just a Muscle Massager for My Sciatica, I Promise!
I've got a fish taco with your name on it.
No, thanks... I prefer beef burritos
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
When Nikola promised to show her his "big coil" back at his apartment, this wasn't what Lilith had in mind.
LOOK MA NO GAG REFLEX