I am not the Lorax!
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"Quit calling me Patrick, damn it!"
Sir, I have had enough of your shinanigans, so I bid you good day! I said good day to you, sir!
I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.
But I don't WANT to evolve!
I don't want to sit on your shoulder
Nor do I intend saying "pieces of eight!"
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