No! I am not the Lorax!

Ticked off Starfish says: "Quit calling me Patrick, damn it!"

Sir, I have had enough of your shinanigans, so I bid you good day! I said good day to you, sir!

I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.

But I don't WANT to evolve!

I don't want to sit on your shoulder Nor do I intend saying "pieces of eight!"