I don't want to sit on your shoulder
Nor do I intend saying "pieces of eight!"
I am not the Lorax!
Sir, I have had enough of your shinanigans, so I bid you good day! I said good day to you, sir!
Ticked off Starfish says:
"Quit calling me Patrick, damn it!"
I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.