There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.
I believe I can fly!
No you can't, you idiot!
Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.
"Idiot! Don't jump in there. You might get eaten by a killer whale."
"At least I won't be eaten by the polar bear that's behind you."
Ur a speshal kind of idiot, Rnt U.
Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone
(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)
Thank you for the application. But, we are not hiring right now.