I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!

ISOLATION That awkward moment when you realize by trying to exclude someone you gave them the better iceberg

It's not just me... my friend saw the spider too.

I saw a spider. It was massive.

Sheesh! Ya doze off at the office for FIVE lousy minutes and the world simply melts away from under ya!

TAXI!

Well, I did say I'd marry him when hell froze over.