Sir, does your face always look like that? Cause it's sorta scary.
I iz veree grateful fur online orduring an my hoomins kredit kard.
Yeah, well about that picnic you packed...you needed to go on a diet anyway.
THE ONLY THING THE NAVY DID FOR ME WAS MAKE ME CUTER
A SALTY DOG
A Seamen's Log
Too Long Didn't Read
I think yu pluged yur pug intu teh wrong chargur